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Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Continue Reading »

Here comes the moment you’ve waited for the whole life, the girl of your dreams has accepted your invitation. Now the main thing is not to screw up and not to make mistakes that commonly occurred on the first dates.

1. Don’t forgot to call
Your date begins even before you met. Be gentleman and make sure that the date still stands. If she thought you’ve forgotten, she could go somewhere with her friends. The best option is to call her early in the morning, so she has enough time to prepare for a date with you tonight. Continue Reading »

1. You are a partnership; 50/50.

Just try and remember that if you come home from work one day and the house is a mess and dinner isn’t made. If you have kids, your wife may have spent all day chasing after them. If your wife works, her day most likely sucked as badly as yours. Even if your wife is just at home all day, she’s not obliged to be your servant. Sometimes you cook and clean, sometimes she does. It’s 50/50.

2. You are not the same.

This may seem as obvious as pointing out the difference between hot and cold. For instance, the first thing men usually want to do when they get home from work is to chill out and do nothing. Maybe watch TV, shoot pool, read a book, just something to get out of a work mindset and into a different mood. Women on the other hand want to talk. They want conversation. They want to unload their day, as soon as possible. When you both realize that, it will avoid a lot of arguments. Continue Reading »

Types of Girlfriends

6. Wild Woman - “I’ve got an idea. Let’s get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It’s fun!” Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.

Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.

7. Huffy - “I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!” Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.

Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends. Continue Reading »

5 Types of Girlfriends

1. Ms. Nice Gal - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn’t have.” Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.

Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, and Kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

2. Old Yeller - “You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable?” Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.

Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans. Continue Reading »

If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.

If you kiss her,
She thinks you r not a gentleman.
If you don’t,
She thinks you are not a man.

If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If u don’t she thinks,
You are good for nothing.

If you visit her often,
She thinks u are boring.
If you don’t she accuses,
You for double crossing.

If u visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says “oh..! its natural! we are girls..!

If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later ,
She wonders why

If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts ,
Your love and is not glad.

If you attempt romance,
She thinks you don’t respect her.
If you don’t,
She thinks you don’t like her.

If you listen ,
She wants to talk.
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.

Oh women..! you are so simple,
Yet so complex….

You are so weak,
Yet so powerful…..
Your so confusing ,
Yet so desirable!

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese…..

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)…, they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)…., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)…., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT….., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out………….
ISN’T THIS A GREAT THEORY

How a Boys Mind Works

How a Girls Mind Works

So you’ve found that special someone, but you don’t know what you can do to make her feel special right? Well, how about a nickname? Also known as “pet names”, nicknames are a cute and affectionate way to show your girlfriend how much you care about her. Listed below are just a few cute names to call your girlfriend:

1. Honey - probably the most popular of the pet names, honey is a classic that your girlfriend is sure to love being called.

2. Hun - derived from honey, hun is often interchanged with the former, and also equally as popular.

3. Baby - a cute and sweet pet name, your girlfriend is sure to love being called this.

4. Sweetie - this cute pet name is definitely a winner.

5. Darling - a more sophisticated pet name, typically used with more mature couples, or if you’re wanting to be extra loving and romantic.

6. Dear - another more mature pet name, this one is also good for being more romantic and loving.

7. Babe - very informal, mostly used if trying to sound cool and casual.

8. Cupcake - a very cute pet name, sure to make your girlfriend feel as sweet as her new nickname.

9. Sweetie pie - a cute nickname, sweetie pie is often used interchangeably with sweetie.

10. Love - romantic and straight forward, your girlfriend is sure to love being called this.