Free Online Dating Tips

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How to take care of your Partner?

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
– You make the bed (+1)
– You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
– You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
– You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
– In the rain (+8)
– But return with Beer (-5)
– You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
– You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
– You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
– You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
– It’s her pet (-10) Continue Reading »

Is your Girlfriend got you down? Just want to tease her? Far to uncreative to come up with your own ways to do it, or does she always foils you in the end because she is a maniacal, fun-ruining beast? Well, here is a list of twenty-seven different things you can do that are almost surefire ways of annoying her.

1. Beg for a Play station 3 every time you with her while withdrawing money
2. Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect. Continue Reading »

Hey! Guys and Girls, are you in love with someone… Here are some tips to test your heart and think you are in love. When you think you are in love with someone, there are some things that you need to consider.

1.    Getting Butterflies

When you like someone you get butterflies. Meaning, you get all giddy inside and a feeling that sometime make you think you can fly. Well just because you get butterflies doesn’t mean you love someone, just means that you have feeling for them. But they are present during love. Continue Reading »

Are you a good kisser? There are many different kinds of kisses and they are all really easy to learn. Everyone likes something different; practice whatever you and your partner like from our list to enjoy the memorable moments of life.

1. Earlobe kissing. This is very simple. All you have to do is to gently kiss the earlobe. Do this softly and carefully. Continue Reading »

White Girl

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

Irish Girl

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Italian Girl

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

Chinese Girl

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.

Indian Girl

First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.

Black Girl

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

Mexican Girl

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.
Second Date:
She’s pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s
girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along
the Tijuana strip.

Arab Girl

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!

Roses is the obvious answer when it comes to the question of gifts in most cases. Roses make great idea, may it be a small or big occasion. It is necessary to know the meaning of different colors of rose. But unfortunately, many people don’t have this knowledge. In some case, if the receiver know the meaning of the flower she/he is getting and sender gives the wrong flower, it may give bad impression of the sender on receiver.

The month of love, February; more accurately Valentine’s day. So, it is important to choose the right rose for that particular occasion. Here are some tips: Continue Reading »

In a dating relationship, both boy and girl have do manage this relationship. If they both understand what they want from each other, then there is no problem of any type. They are doing work together. So there are some romantic things for both of them, so that there should be some fun in their life.

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other. Continue Reading »

I want a boy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest.

I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Continue Reading »

Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.

1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man’s character, leave him alone.
4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be.
6. Don’t force an attraction.
7. Slower is better.
8. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
9. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck  no you can’t “be friends.” A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.
10. Have faith in God regarding your relationship, but don’t let faith make you stupid. God does things decent and in order. Continue Reading »